THE BASICS

HOURS

Monday-Thursday: 4pm-midnight
Friday: 4pm-2am
Saturday: noon-2am
Sunday: noon-10pm

We’re generally first-come, first-served and no reservations are required. For groups larger than about 20, please see our Private Events page.

FOOD

BYO. We don’t have a kitchen. Please don’t make a big ol’ mess, though.

Grab something at Union Market- it’s right across the street.

OTHER DEETS

A 20% service charge is added to all checks. 70% of this is paid directly to staff as tips, while the remainder is used for higher wages and other employee benefits well beyond the requirements of DC’s Initiative 82.

We’re dog friendly, except in the back Distillery area.

Children are welcome with supervision, except after 7pm on Fridays and Saturdays.

Smoking and vaping are not permitted in any of our spaces.

Other no-nos include: fire/flame of any kind, confetti, glitter.

Drink MENU

No beer, no wine, ONLY rum. we are a rum distillery. just fyi.

LIGHT & FIZZY

REDBEARD
White Rum, Ginger, Campari, Lemon.
On the menu since day one for a reason.

RUMBA PALUMBA
Mellow Gold, Mezcal, Grapefruit, Lemon.
Rum & mezcal are friends. You could be their friend too.

QUEEN OF THE DUNDERWORLD
Allspice Dram, Pomegranate, Hibiscus, Oranges.
Roaring back after wintering in Hades.

D*RK & ST*RMY
PX Dark Rum, Molasses Ginger Beer.
Fancy rum + fancy ginger beer = good.

CUBA LIBERACE
Gold Rum, Coke, Rhubarb, Lime, Cacao.
Rum & Coke & more

BON BON PARTY
Gold Rum, Strawberry Tonic, Citrus.
A crisp rum & tonic, with a little bit o’ strawberry

COCONUT RICKEY
Coconut Rum, Lime, Topo Chico.
FFO: Vodsods, Ranch Water, Happiness.

SLUSH!

COCOMOTION
White Rum, Coconut, Pineapple, Pandan.
Called the “best frozen drink I’ve ever had” by like actually a bunch of people on the internet.

DAYBREAKER
Rum, Coffee, Sugarcane, Spice, Oat
Coffee Slush > Espresso Martini.

BOOZY

RED RIGHT HAND
Aged Rum, Red Bitter, Vermouth, Cacao.
Rum Negroni with Cacao, basically.

FASHION FORWARD
Gold Rum, Makers 46, Cane, Coconut Angostura.
It’s an Old Fashioned. People like it.

BABYLON SISTERS
PX Dark Rum, Mezcal, PX Sherry, Curacao, Cacao.
Drive West on Sunset to the sea.

KOKOMO-TINI
Coconut Rum, Pandan, Vermouth
A martini for the beach.

SHAKEN

JUNGLE BIRD
PX Dark Rum, Amaro, Pineapple, Passionfruit, Lime, Amber Cane.
Fruity, tropical, bitter, refreshing.

DAIQUIRI
Lime, Sugar, Your Choice of Rum.
Highly recommended with White Rum, Coconut Rum, or Gold Rum.

RUMRITA
White Rum, Tequila, Curacao, Lime, Tajin.
OK fine you can have a margarita even though we’re a rum place.

KNOCK KNEE’D
White Rum, Gin, Passionfruit-Honey Nectar, Lemon.
A Bee’s Knees variation that takes the honeyed classic to a tropical place.

NATURAL MYSTIC
Aged Rum, Allspice Dram, Lime, Banana, Coconut
Refreshing yet rich, crushable yet complex. In conclusion, Natural Mystic is a land of contrasts.